These days everyone is a blogger. Scrolling through my Instagram I saw people telling me about their outfits, showing me pictures of their amazing dinners and sun-kissed asses on a beach. One day I decided to become one of those bloggers, but with a twist….

I’m Kelly aka Blogger Off.

I’m a 33 year old quirky queen who loves taking pictures of skinny mocha choca charcoal infused lattes, showing you how to get flawless skin, taking selfies to promote my true beauty, creating makeup looks that slay and attending openings of envelopes.

I’m the blogger with less than 500 Instagram followers and I’m more than humble about it. #spon

So if your tongue is placed firmly in your cheek and you love all things that take the piss then this is the blog for you.